Joe’s Crab Shack Kemah

Shark Bite

Bacardi Limón Rum, Don Q 151 Rum, Absolut Vodka, DeKuyper Blue Curaçao, sweet & sour, grenadine

$12

Patrón Top Shelf Margarita

Patrón Silver Tequila, Patrón Citrónge Orange Liqueur, fresh lime juice, sweet & sour

$12

TKO Punch

Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Cruzan Mango Rum, Bols Peach Liqueur, DeKuyper Blue Curaçao, Monin Coconut Syrup, Strawberry Purée, orange & pineapple juices

$10.50

Category 5 Hurricane

Bacardi Superior Rum, Don Q 151 Rum, Myers’s Original Dark Rum, Monin Red Passion Fruit Syrup, orange Juice, sweet & sour, grenadine

$11.50

Blue Hawaiian

DeKuyper Blue Curaçao, vodka, rum, gin, pineapple juice, sweet & sour, Sprite

You pick which style of Joe’s Pint Glass you want to keep! $11.50

Mason Jar Margarita

1800 Silver Tequila, Patrón Citrónge Orange Liqueur, sweet & sour

$10.50

Coronarita

Monte Alban Silver Tequila, triple sec, sweet & sour, topped with a Coronita Extra

$11

Bacardi Strawberry Lemonade

Bacardi Limón Rum, Strawberry Purée, Minute Maid Lemonade

You pick which style of Joe’s Pint Glass you want to keep! $11.50

Watermelon Sangria

J Roget Sparkling Wine, Watermelon Purée, pineapple juice, sweet & sour.

The Joe’s Mason Jar Goes Home with You! $11.50

Mason Jar Bloody Mary

Absolut Vodka, Zing Zang Bloody Mary Seasoning, Joe’s Seasoning rim

$10.50

American Mule

Tito’s Handmade Vodka, fresh lime juice, Gosling’s Ginger Beer

$10

Exotic Mule

Skyy Wild Strawberry Vodka, Strawberry Purée, Monin Red Passion Fruit Syrup, fresh lime juice, Gosling’s Ginger Beer

$10

Passion Fruit Mule

Branson VS Cognac, pineapple juice, Monin Red Passion Fruit Syrup, Gosling’s Ginger Beer

$12

Joe’s Premium Shaker Passion Fruit Margarita

Monte Alban Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, Sweet & Sour, Fresh Lime Juice, Monin Red Passion Fruit Syrup.

Take Home the Souvenir Tie-Dye Shaker $13

Joe’s Premium Shaker Margarita

Monte Alban Silver Tequila, Triple Sec Sweet & Sour, Fresh Lime Juice.

Take Home the Souvenir Tie-Dye Shaker $12

Upgrade Your Shaker Margarita to Patrón Silver Tequila

$2

Ecco Domani

Pinot Grigio

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Cupcake

Sauvignon Blanc

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Glass Mountain

Chardonnay

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Kendall-Jackson 'Vintner's Reserve'

Chardonnay

Glass $11

Bottle $32

La Marca

Prosecco (187ml Bottle)

$11

Beringer

White Zinfandel

Glass $8

Bottle $23

Mark West

Pinot Noir

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Fetzer 'Eagle Peak'

Merlot

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Robert Mondavi 'Private Select'

Cabernet Sauvignon

Glass $9

Bottle $26

Blue Moon Belgian

Bud Light

Dos Equis Lager

Stella­ Artois

(where available)

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA

Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider

Bud Light

Budweiser

Coors Light

Corona Extra

Corona Premier

Heineken

Heineken 0.0

(Non-Alcoholic)

Michelob Ultra

Miller Lite

Modelo Especial

New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale

Stone IPA

White Claw Black Cherry

Caribbean Cooler

Finest Call Wild Berry Purée, Minute Maid Lemonade, Sprite.

$8

You take home our inaugural Joe’s Projector Light-Up Glass!

Fiji Fusion

Your choice of Réal Strawberry Purée or Réal Blueberry, Minute Maid Lemonade, Sprite.

$8

You take home our inaugural Joe’s Projector Light-Up Glass!

Cajun Garlic Bread

Make it cheesy bread for $1

Fried Pickles

Great Balls of Fire

Mozzarella Sticks

Peel ‘N Eat Shrimp

Domestic Bottles of Beer

Domestic Pints of Draft Beer

Craft & Import Bottles of Beer

Craft & Import Pints of Draft Beer

Well Mixed Drinks

for juice mixers $0.50

Select Wines by The Glass

Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio and Cabernet Sauvignon

Specialty Selections

Long Island Iced Tea

Bloody Mary

Margarita

Mojito

Boozy in Bora Bora

Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, Réal Raspberry Purée, Cointreau Orange Liqueur, Sweet & Sour, Beso Del Sol Rosé Sangria

Watermelon Sangria

J Roget Sparkling Wine, Watermelon Purée, pineapple juice, sweet & sour

Stage Dive

Tito's Handmade Vodka, Lemonade, Mango Liqueur, DeKuyper Blue Curacao, Sprite

Cranberry Crush

Bacardi Superior Rum, Bols Amaretto, Reál Peach Purée, orange and cranberry juice, Sprite

Better Belize It

Jack Daniel’s Rye Whiskey, Réal Blueberry Purée, Sweet & Sour, fresh lemon juice

Jamaican Me Thirsty

Blue Chair Bay Banana Rum, Blue Chair Bay Coconut Rum, Réal Peach Purée, Réal Cream of Coconut, pineapple juice, orange juice, Angostura Bitters

Caribbean Cooler

Finest Call Wild Berry Purée, Minute Maid Lemonade, Sprite

Fiji Fusion

Your choice of Réal Strawberry Purée or Réal Blueberry Purée, Minute Maid Lemonade, Sprite

Berry & Blues

Your Choice of Strawberry or Blueberry Flavor, Sweet & Sour, Lemonade, Sprite, served in a Joe’s Light-Up Projector glass.

Longboard Lemonade

Minute Maid Lemonade, Reál Peach Purée, Sprite.

Cheesy Mac

Two words: cheesy and delicious

$7.99 (340 cal.)

Beach Cheese Burger

Cheeseburger served on a bun

$7.99 (430 cal.)

Chicken Dippers

Crispy chicken tenders

$7.99 (350 cal.)

Substitute Grilled Chicken | Subtracts (10 cal.)

Pizza

Classic cheese or pepperoni

$7.99 (120 - 460 cal.)

Captain's Catch

Cheesy mozzarella sticks, rockin’ popcorn shrimp and a crispy fish finger

$7.99 (560 cal.)

Fish Fingers

Three crispy fish sticks

$7.99 (400 cal.)

Rockin' Popcorn Shrimp

Tasty popcorn shrimp

$7.99 (340 cal.)

Shrimply Grilled Shrimp

Six grilled shrimp served over rice

$7.99 (230 cal.)

Pasta Alfredo

Penne pasta tossed in a creamy alfredo sauce

$7.99 (460 cal.)

Kid’s Steampot

Includes a cluster of snow crab, three shrimp, sausage, corn on the cob, and potatoes.

$16.99 (420 cal.)

Gluten Friendly

Kid's Snow Crab

A cluster of snow crab, corn on the cob and potatoes.

$15.99 (190 cal.)

Gluten Friendly

French Fries

(180 cal.)

Seasonal Veggies

(90 cal.)

Cherry Mixed Fruit Cup

(60 cal.)

Mandarin Oranges Fruit Cup

(90 cal.)

Applesauce

(90 cal.)

Corn on The Cob

Rice

(210 cal.)

Celery and Ranch

(112 cal.)

Build Your Own Sundae Sandwich

Make your own ice cream creation with all your favorite toppings

$3.99 (370 cal.)

Paint a Crab

Decorate your own crab-shaped Kelloggs® Rice Krispies Treats® with chocolate syrup, strawberry sauce, and butterscotch caramel

$3.99 (220 cal.)

Coca Cola

(90 cal.)

Diet Coke

Sprite

(90 cal.)

Minute Maid

(150 cal.)

Dr. Pepper

(100 cal.)

Milk

(230 cal.)

Juice

(140 - 210 cal.)

IBC® Bottled Root Beer

No Free Refills

$1.99 (160 cal.)

Shark Nibble

Sweet and fruity with a bite and topped with a splash of grenadine. Shark toy is yours to keep!

$1.99 (130 cal.)

Shakes

Chocolate (520 cal.)

Strawberry (470 cal.)

Vanilla (560 cal.)

Cookies and Cream (620 cal.)

(made with real Oreo® cookies) (470 - 620 cal.)

$1.99

Freezes

Strawberry $1.99 (210 cal.)

Strawberry Mango $1.99 (210 cal.)

Peel ‘n Eat Shrimp

With Old Bay® seasoning, served hot or cold

Joe’s Garden Salad

Lettuce, bacon, avocado, tomato, red onion, cheese, with choice of dressing

Classic Caesar

Romaine, parmesan with caesar dressing

Cedar Roasted Salmon

With choice of sides

Joe’s Top Sirloin

8oz. USDA choice top sirloin topped with garlic butter, with choice of sides

Grilled Herb Chicken

Chicken breasts topped with herb butter, with choice of sides

Joe’s Classic

Dungeness Crab, sweet Snow Crab, shrimp, smoked sausage, Old Bay® seasoning

The Steamer

Mussels, clams, shrimp, garlic seasoning

Cajun Steampot

Snow Crab, cold water lobster claws, shrimp, mussels, smoked sausage, Ragin’ Cajun seasoning

Snow

Super sweet, flaky meat

Queen

Sweet, meaty and large

King

Firm, sweet and hearty

Coleslaw

Seasonal Vegetables

White Rice

Corn & Potatoes